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Parks and Recreation actor Nick Offerman shares his humorous fulminations on life, manliness, meat, and much more in his first book.

Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a woman—who better to deliver this tutelage than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson?  Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in woodworking—he runs his own woodshop—Paddle Your Own Canoe features tales from Offerman’s childhood in small-town Minooka, Illinois—“I grew up literally in the middle of a cornfield”—to his theater days in Chicago, beginnings as a carpenter/actor and the hilarious and magnificent seduction of his now-wife Megan Mullally.   It also offers hard-bitten battle strategies in the arenas of manliness, love, style, religion, woodworking, and outdoor recreation, among many other savory entrees.

A mix of amusing anecdotes, opinionated lessons and rants, sprinkled with offbeat gaiety, Paddle Your Own Canoe will not only tickle readers pink but may also rouse them to put down their smart phones, study a few sycamore leaves, and maybe even hand craft (and paddle) their own canoes.

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Title	:	Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living
Author	:	Nick Offerman
Book Format	:	Audiobook
Book Edition	:	Anniversary Edition
Pages	:	Pages: 11 pages
Published	:	October 1st 2013 by Penguin
Categories	:	Nonfiction. Humor. Autobiography. Memoir. Biography. Audiobook. Comedy

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Sweet mother of mercy, the religious wackos have put a dent in the average reviews for this fine tome. If you've heard Offerman on the Nerdist podcast, then you know you'll find earthy goodness, sharp (and well-said) opinions against corporate farming & the ongoing erosion of church-state separation in this country, etc., within said literary product. If that offends you, I suggest you go read something for vegans or by Joel Osteen.It's a bio/manifesto & it's full of fun stories: Kabuki

If you're like me, you're probably familiar with Nick Offerman from his role as Ron Swanson from the hilarious series Parks and Recreation. And having had some good luck with reading books from other funny people closely associated with other comedies (Jerry Seinfeld, Tina Fey, Ray Romano), I picked up Paddle Your Own Canoe with a couple of expectations.One is that the novel would be funny. And the other is that while it said Nick Offerman on the cover, the book would really be written by my

A sad case of mistaking fame for intellect. His humor doesnt come through super well in writing either. Generally a disappointing, flat book about nothing.

Paddle Your Own Canoe was exactly what I wanted it to be, Nick's delicious recipe for living an outstanding life. Eat red meat, go outside, and find some good love. Repeat.

Pursue decency in all dealings with your fellow man and woman. Simply put? Dont be an asshole.Ive seen never seen an episode of Parks and Rec (I know, Im lame!), but I knew Offerman was a funny and I love memoirs, so why not?? Im a fan now. I particularly loved his candid, intelligent, funny comments on religion. This was funny and brash, but there were some very thoughtful bits, too. I want to hang out with him and Megan Mullally so bad.

Here's a sometimes interesting, sometimes funny memoir of a minor celebrity with lots to say.Offerman stars as Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation.My Burning God of Love, Ron SwansonHe also appeared in my favorite scene from HBO's Deadwood.Yes, I saw it WITHOUT the dot!The book offers up Offerman's, NOT Swanson's! philosophy of life, and it's an interesting, shoulder-shrugging, live-and-let-live philosophy. I truly enjoyed the chapter entitled Hail Mary, Full of Beans, as Offerman's views on

I'm not sure what I was expecting from this (other than some good laughs, which it only occasionally delivered) but it turned out to be a bit of a baffling book. Part memoir and part manifesto, Offerman pulls his personal philosophy of life from his own biography while seeking to remind us that he is NOT Ron Swanson, but, yeah, he and Ron do have a lot in common like their mid-western sensibilities and shared love of woodworking, meats, and brunette women. But it's a pretty profane book and